Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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