You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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