did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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