You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
me + whiskey = a bad person
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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