i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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