It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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