last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Is that strawberry winking at me??
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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