You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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