Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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