I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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