It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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