well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Farmville is her only friend.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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