I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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