its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You've changed since you got that strap on
jump out the window naked night went bad
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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