3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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