You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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