My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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