quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize