oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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