I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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