so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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