she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i came on her dog
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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