I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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