don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We have started to decorate penises.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
