I hate your face
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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