Plan B is the new Plan A
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we're making bets on your personal life
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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