Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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