That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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