i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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