I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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