pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
how can u be prego again
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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