i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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