Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry drF hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?

Fav 92 1823 4197
share tweet
(813): View more from Florida

Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.

Fav 22 5872 1059
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

Either way I should probably pregame on the plane

Fav 10 5425 939
share tweet
(501): View more from Arkansas

Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.

Fav 10 1126 5317
share tweet
(831): View more from California

Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.

Fav 20 6881 1570
share tweet
(907): View more from Alaska

Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog

Fav 16 3096 1403
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

Fav 2 754 1457
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will

Fav 1 19 85
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(862): View more from New Jersey

How was it?

(1-862): View more from New Jersey

i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night

Fav 0 72 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT