# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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