why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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