Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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