Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
People in love make me want to vomit
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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