I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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