The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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