just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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