My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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