Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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