I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
why is half of my head shaved?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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