My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Randomize
