Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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