yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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