That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
