You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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