either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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