hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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