Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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