I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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