are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
These tits shall not be calmed
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