Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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